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Some-a-dis

Yup, that’s my son all zombified a few Halloweens ago.

Alright, alright. So, maybe it’s time I get back to writing the second book and stop sifting through old family photos. Oh, hey! Look! There’s a bird!

Have you read the first book yet? Get your filth paws on some-a-dis.

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Zombie Jokes

Okay, so I’m feeling really goobery(ie? Who the hell knows?) today and thought I would share my dorkdom with you all. Now, don’t be jealous that you aren’t as awesome as I am, I know, I know, it’s supremely hard to not be envious of my mad joke telling skills.

Alright, so in reality, I’m the world’s worst joke teller. Sure, I’m really quite funny off the cuff, if I do say so myself, when it comes to poking fun at people and making crude comments, but when it comes to the art of preplanned, well thought out jokes…I’m shit.

So, here are a few lame jokes I am capable of telling on the blog, but don’t ask me to repeat them in person!!!

What do little zombies play?
Corpses and Robbers.

What do you call a zombie in a belfry?
A dead ringer.

How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Zombies can’t fit in a light bulb and they don’t screw.
No Seriously, How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why are you watching Zombies screw in a light bulb, SHOOT THEM!

What’s cuter than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth. Awww.

Buh-dum-cha! That’s it for me folks!

So, maybe you’ve heard about a little Oklahoma zombie book that drips with irreverent humor from a sarcastic tongue. And, then again, maybe you haven’t.

Here’s the perfect way to check it out:
Go to Smashwords and download your free sample. It’s the first 10% of the eBook. Smashwords supports pretty much every platform for eReading, even down to the basic download to your computer. So, no matter if you are tech savvy or a tech crippled, if you found your way to this blog – then you can download the sample.