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Last year Tony Hanadarko of The Lost Ogle published an article about me and Ravenous Decay. It was an incredibly fun interview about me, the novel, zombies and Oklahoma. I received a lot of positive response from doing it, as well. So, in case you missed it…check it out… Shaping the Minds of America’s Youth.
Okay, so I’m feeling really goobery(ie? Who the hell knows?) today and thought I would share my dorkdom with you all. Now, don’t be jealous that you aren’t as awesome as I am, I know, I know, it’s supremely hard to not be envious of my mad joke telling skills.
Alright, so in reality, I’m the world’s worst joke teller. Sure, I’m really quite funny off the cuff, if I do say so myself, when it comes to poking fun at people and making crude comments, but when it comes to the art of preplanned, well thought out jokes…I’m shit.
So, here are a few lame jokes I am capable of telling on the blog, but don’t ask me to repeat them in person!!!
What do little zombies play?
Corpses and Robbers.
What do you call a zombie in a belfry?
A dead ringer.
How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Zombies can’t fit in a light bulb and they don’t screw.
No Seriously, How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why are you watching Zombies screw in a light bulb, SHOOT THEM!
What’s cuter than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth. Awww.
Buh-dum-cha! That’s it for me folks!